orumenkoruben:

look at my hair please

orumenkoruben:

look at my hair please

foxnewsofficial:

yeah okay mom-chan

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

nypmh:

call me baby girl and princess and tell me how cute i am

fatkidinmath:

is drake bell related to taco bell (??)

(Source: peachvenom)

chevalierdog:

dennys:

*tips waitress* m’bacon

i’m going to murder dennys tumblr i am going to stand above your bleeding body and smash you blow after blow until you are nothing but a bloody pulp. i will hide your body in the nevada desert where your disgusting body will rot and your bones will bleach once the buzzards have picked off all of your remaining flesh.

[4/23/14 12:12:52 AM] Salty Centipede: m’etaphor
[4/23/14 12:13:01 AM] Savory Annelid: sticks an entire fedora in my mouth

я разорву вашу попу на двадцать медвежат

ignitionremix:

love this deal

ignitionremix:

love this deal

beyoncebeytwice:

i am literally nothing more than a virgin who cant drive

anjelsghost:

teddyhocuspocusaltman:

dhampiric-mayhem:

acodanies:

teddyaltmoe:

teddyaltmoe:

teddyaltmoe:

what if

asexual characters

who weren’t androids or aliens

whose asexuality wasn’t seen as something needing to be ‘fixed’

and who aren’t socipaths

Does godzilla count as a sociopath?

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TO BE HONEST I WOULDN’T REALLY USE GODZILLA AS A SHINING EXAMPLE OF ASEXUAL REPRESENTATION IN MEDIA BECAUSE GODZILLA IS A HUGE FUCKING LIZARD

ARE YOU SAYING ASEXUALS AREN’T HUGE FUCKING LIZARDS

(Source: teddyrufusaltman)

faptist:

my bed is bedder than yours

rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

(Source: bobbyhoying)

officialunitedstates:

I like globes that have the bumps on them for mountains.  let me feel the earth, run my fingers over your himalayas, caress your inner alps

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

today a coyote went and crossed the road + ran in front of my dad’s car!! and i was in it at the time so i got to see the coyote! it was very nice to see the coyote until dad reminded me that coyotes eat cats, rabbits, and small dogs :(