cafeterian:

I am snail uprising no longer

gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

byog party: bring your own guillotine

bonus points if you bring a tyrant from the former monarchy!!!!!

andyomon00 replied to your post: i’m super happy!!!!! i know french sen…

i was like this once, then french 2 happened…

i am sorry that french ii has stopped you from rightfully restoring the glory of the guillotine :(

oessa:

+39° 56’ 29.23”, +18° 23’ 55.56”

oessa:

+39° 56’ 29.23”, +18° 23’ 55.56”

(Source: oessa)

clairemadness replied to your post: i’m super happy!!!!! i know french sen…

christi

DESTROY THE CLASS HIERARCHY. BEHEAD THE ARISTOCRATS

Phoenix - Entertainment
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muslcal:

entertainment//phoenix

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

i’m super happy!!!!! i know french sentence structure well enough to make cute little sentences in french, from memory, and this makes me happy. soon i will know french well enough to have entire conversations with people! and after that i will know french enough to start an entire second french revolution :)

rabioheab:

this is my favourite headline of all time 

rabioheab:

this is my favourite headline of all time 

voxaphone:

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

when i saw this early i just thought that this meant the first piece of bread ever created. the very first bread in all of time.

1000scientists:

Francis Pienaar Untitled, 2014
fat-batman:

ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS

fat-batman:

ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS

pussyclestroyer:

fight 

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